Television is important to me. Correction… CABLE television is important to me. If it weren’t for cable TV, I wouldn’t be able to watch things like Gordon Ramsey flinging F-bombs at bewildered wait staff in a jacked-up restaurant, social workers digging the elderly out from under mountains of trash composed 90% of beanie babies and human waste, and Sarah Palin doing… anything. Hell, I would probably have to get out of bed to be entertained (wait… scratch that).

This is my ode to television – a collection of the greatest images ever assembled out of tiny LCD picture elements on my TV.